I say good sir, care for a spot of tea?
Guy Documents Himself Learning To Ride A Penny-Farthing Bicycle

Because they sure don’t make them like they used to, this is a video of habitual learner of things Mike Boyd documenting the process in which he learned how to ride a penny-farthing bicycle. Surprisingly, the process didn’t just involve patiently waiting for his handlebar mustache to grow in and hipster license to arrive after mailing in the necessary proof-of-purchases from participating brands of craft beer and beard oils.