This is a clip from traveler Jay G of his window view from a San Francisco Hampton Inn. And what a view it is! The city seems so close I feel like I can almost just reach out and touch it. Also, I can almost guarantee this room still costs $300/night and was advertised as ‘extra private.’ Speaking of privates– “You once used your penis as a bridge to escape Alcatrez.” Not just me, several other inmates as well.