Note: Some appropriate cursing, triple bogie. This is a video of a golfer attempting to chipochet (that’s chip + ricochet) his way out from right in front of a large boulder and the ball, after a very brief visit back to the course, returns to where it started. That sucks

This is a video of some guy who I’m assuming is on drugs playing on the swings at a music festival and attempting a backflip but kissing the planet instead. Swinging: it isn’t for everyone. Especially those who want their partner all to themselves. My girlfriend says that’s normal, but

This is a video of Portuguese CD Feirense soccer player Jardel Silva trying to psyche out the goalie with a frozen statue routine that fails to do the job. Of all the silly penalty kick shenanigans I’ve seen, this has to be one of the worst. I’m surprised he didn’t

This is a video of a little tyke dropping what I assume is a $14 hotdog at a recent Detroit Tigers vs Chicago White Sox baseball game and performing a classic head slap as a result. I feel you, little guy. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve

In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is a video of filthy liar/cheater Cody Miller attempting to replicate a Halo: Combat Evolved speedrun he posted online (years later revealed to have been a bunch of individual videos spliced together) as part of a 2011 Games Done Quick charity marathon. In the video he’s attempting to complete

This is a video of a group of beachgoers battling strong winds while a man tries his damndest to hold on to a paddleboard. Unfortunately for him, his damndest isn’t good enough, and the wind rips the board from his hands and blows it away, presumably to Oz, where it

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit