Yikes.
Helmetcam Footage Of Skier Swept Up In Avalanche

This is the helmetcam footage of skier Owen Leeper causing and surviving a small avalanche, but getting clotheslined by some rocks on the way down the chute and dislocating his shoulder. As someone who’s never dislocated a shoulder before, I imagine that sucks, but it’s nowhere near as bad as dislocating your soul from your body. I’m talking about dying. Honestly, I’m rarely not talking about dying, which might explain why I don’t get invited to a lot of children’s birthday parties.