This is a video of metalsmith Paul Pinto crafting himself a 25-foot long skateboard after what I can only assume was a serious overestimation of his foot size. Now that — that is longboard. Still, if you can’t do a kickflip, what’s the purpose? I’m out here trying to impress

In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone who wants no part of whatever the hell is going on in the photo above, researchers have discovered that painting large eyespots on cow asses helps deters predation from large carnivores. Some more info from the recently published Communications Biology article while I paint

This is a video of Youtuber discussing and building the Stickler, a hot glue gun (complete with proton pack) that can shoot up to thirty feet, then using it to glue a toilet and anvil to the side of his Subaru (it’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru). Obviously, I

This is a video of Japanese embroidery artist Ipnot showing off some of her realistic food embroidery, including this pizza slice with gooey cheese. Pretty wild, right? Maybe not as wild as me, but I had a Red Bull after dinner on Friday and stayed up past midnight. “And?” Honey!

This is a three minute video of guitarist John Johnson (creative parents) improving his ability from the age of 15 to 25. That’s *counting on fingers* eight and a half years. “Ten.” It’s called a shop accident, you gonna hold that against me? 

This is a video of very good girl Tesla the miniature Australian sheepdog rolling herself up in a tortilla blanket when her caretaker gives her the ‘burrito’ command. That is impressive. For reference, my dog pooped on the bed yesterday because it was raining outside and she refused to spend

This is a short TikTok video of a crocodile at the Crocosaurus Cove zoo in Darwin, Australia just causally floating by visitors lazy river style. I suppose it’s nice to see somebody living the dream *stomping roach* even if it isn’t me. It’s weird, as an adult you never think

This is a tribute to Calvin And Hobbes in the form of a short Spaceman Spiff animation created by fan Joseph Conover. It’s pretty cute and, like any good dessert, left me wanting more. Speaking of — last night for dessert I had a chocolate chip cookie sandwich with white