"Needs more lens flare." -- JJ Abrams
Guy’s Casual Footage Of Snow Tubing Turns Into Cinematic Masterpiece

This is a video shot by David Conrad of some snow tubers in Scranton, Pennsylvania (home of Dunder Mifflin) that turned out surprisingly cinematic in nature. Except the end, the end kind of falls apart, not unlike my performance at my company’s most recent annual talent show. “You fell off the stage halfway through your detachable thumb trick.” I did, I did do that. “Then told everyone to kiss your ass.” What can I say, emotions were running high.