This is a video from Donetsk, Ukraine of a hunk who was alerted to a dog that had fallen through the ice of the Kalmius River, and did what any real hero would — stripped down to his underwear and went and got that dog. Very nice. Both on your physique and care for animals. So — do they make wall calendars of sexy dog rescuers? Because based on the way my girlfriend is licking her lips and clearing a space on the wall of her she-shed, I really feel like there’s a market for those.