This is a video of a drunk man at a wedding reception dancing with a sparkler then dry humping his partner and setting a dry flower display on fire in the process. He then proceeds to wipe the fire off the barrel with the sleeve of his suit jacket, and

In cue the Benny Hill theme news, this is video of a police chase starring an out-of-shape officer jogging after a kid, who quickly rounds a corner and climbs a drainpipe onto the top of a building. But when the officer turns the corner he’s nowhere to be found, and

Because Florida Man has to summer somewhere, this is some Vermont State Police dashcam footage of a man in an excavator attempting to prevent the arrest of his 24-year old son by swinging the bucket of the heavy machinery at police. Unsurprisingly, both have since been arrested, where, God willing,

These are several shots captured by CNN reporter Francesca Street of the double-decker airline seating imagined by designer Alejandro Núñez Vicente that was on display at the recent 2022 Aircraft Interiors Expo (AIX) in Hamburg, Germany. Wow, there really is an expo for everything. Alejandro believes his Chaise Longue Airplane

In ‘honey, have you seen the cat?’ news, this is a short promo video for the Laundry Jet, a system that sucks harder than most of my so-called friends to pull dirty clothes from a port in your bedroom to the laundry room. The ports are not for use with

Because Mother Nature is a real firecracker, this is a video of a sea turtle thwarting a tiger shark’s efforts to make it into a meal by constantly turning and barrel rolling to make sure whenever the tiger shark attacks it’s presented with the full length of its unbiteable shell.

This is a video of turtle owner Kenny James giving his turtle Sergio a little Hot Wheels car to sit on so he can zoom around the house at breakneck speeds. “Dammit, where was one of those little cars when I needed it?” I imagine Tortoise wondering after his race

This is a video of designer Ari Serrano demonstrating a pair of pants he made that have an integrated pet carrier in the butt. I’m pretty sure it’s more of a conceptual piece than a practical one, because you can’t sit while carrying your pet. Well you could, but then