This is a video of Canadian man Devin Jensen using an umbrella to sail across a frozen lake like he’s the star of a Mary Poppins On Ice show. Granted Mary Poppins got way more air, but I suppose it’s a start. Now someone just needs to use a golf umbrella and strap one of those big paragliding fans to their back and the next thing you know, BAM, they’ve earned themselves a Darwin Award.

Thanks to my friend Jackie, who sent me a Nintendo World Zelda mug many moons ago that I’ve managed not to break and still use to this day.