A drone show in China recently set the Guinness World Record for “largest aerial image formed by drones,” using a staggering 7,598 drones to create massive images in the sky. The show was a joint effort between Zhujian Planning Media and the DAMODA Intelligent Control Technology Company and took place on September 3rd. Holy smokes! So, what brand drones are those, and why didn’t anybody tell me to invest in the company before this order was made? I could be rich right now. But nooooo, I’m poor and wondering if I buy three drones and fly them in a triangle a mile wide if that’ll qualify as the world’s largest aerial image. *arguing with Guinness World Record officiant* IT’S A PYRAMID, NOW GIVE ME THAT CERTIFICATE.