This is a video documenting Youtuber Jake Carlini’s quest to build a wearable electric motorcycle. The finished product, which is only seen in the last 30-seconds of the 22-minute video (hint hint), actually appears more functional than I expected. It does involve the rider having to hold a plank pose for as long as they want to ride somewhere though, and I haven’t held a plank since the one time I went to a hot yoga class with a girlfriend. Somebody farted and three people puked, including the instructor. “Was it you?” The instructor? Nooooo, I don’t teach yoga. “You know what I meant.” Who else do you know who would eat four hot dogs before a yoga class?