You want to hurry this up, Clark? I'm freezing my baguettes off.
Man Freezes His Long Hair Standing Straight Up In -20°F Temperatures

This is a clip of video creator voicesbyjake (aka Jake Fisher) wetting his long hair then laying on a table with his head hanging over the edge so it freezes standing straight up (or straight down while he’s laying there) in the -20°F (-29°C) temperatures of a Minnesota winter. Does it make him look like Marge Simpson? Yes. Was he even bluer than a whitewalker by the time he was done? Also yes. He’s making me cold and I live in hell. Dude looks like if he fell he would shatter.

Keep going for this video, as well as a bonus troll doll pointed hair version.