In coming in like a wrecking ball news, this is a video from TikTok user *checks name, chooses to ignore* of a Swanson Health Products sign getting blown around in the wind from the crane it’s dangling from like it’s trying to take out the building. Honestly, if I were
Returning your shopping cart to the cart return: some people find it incredibly difficult. Sure you just pushed it around an entire store, but from your car to the cart return? You have to draw the line somewhere. This is a video of high winds sending a bunch of shopping
Because why should wolves have all the fun, this is a video of a motorist traveling across the Golden Gate Bridge during a storm that produced gale force winds and listening to the bridge howl. It sounds straight out of a horror movie. That’s scary. Also, I’m afraid of heights.
Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,
Staking your camping tent: it’s for people who don’t believe in a tent’s right to be free and take flight should it choose to. And this is a video of a bunch of tent’s rights activists in China celebrating National Day atop Wugong Mountain in Pingxiang and letting their tents
Presumably as a high-five to the nation’s first president, Thor struck the Washington Monument with a lightning bolt Sunday night, taking out the structure’s elevator and forcing its closure for a day. And this person captured the electrifying moment on their camera. Per someone else there: “Ooooh I missed it!”
Because when you’re a giant shelf cloud you can jaywalk all you want, this is a video of one crossing the street somewhere in Georgia. Mother Nature is wild, isn’t she? Like one shot of Jack Daniels and she’s dancing on the bar with her top off, her breasts lunging
Proving Thor is probably more of a bowler, this is a video of a kid hitting an 88MPH ball (maybe it was trying to time travel!) at Topgolf during a thunderstorm and the ball getting struck by lightning. Per Bill Murray’s character Carl Spackler in Caddyshack: “I’d keep playing. I