This is a video of a man spinning himself into the Matrix on a piece of playground equipment. We didn’t have that particular apparatus on my school playground growing up. We had seesaws, swings, a jungle gym, a metal slide that squeaked the skin right off your legs as you went down, and a merry-go-round. And I guarantee if you could mod a metal detector to detect teeth, the area around that merry-go-round would be a gold mine. Anyways, after about three seconds of trying to centrifuge all his bodily fluids out his pores this guy doesn’t even look real anymore. I assume that’s when he entered the Matrix. What he saw there is anybody’s guess, because after that much spinning there’s no way this man will ever be able to put another sentence together. I do like how he performed a brief reverse spin at the end though like it would undo all the damage he just did. Doesn’t hurt to try.
Thanks to JustA, who knows what I like, and people doing dumb stuff so I feel less bad about the dumb stuff I do is it.
