This is a video of African Gray parrot Apollo setting the Guinness World Record for most objects identified by a parrot in 3 minutes, with a total of 12. While it’s certainly impressive he can identify objects at all, I feel like there’s room for improvement. I mean that’s only 4 objects identified per minute, or one every 15 seconds. With a cheat sheet and the timer running at half speed even I could come close to that.