This is a video of Tom BetGeorge (of all those insanely choreographed Halloween and Christmas light displays) performing a little of Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D minor on a flaming pipe organ at the 2021 Transworld Halloween and Attractions Show in St. Louis. Man, I think I need one of these fire organs in my foyer. I mean sure, my foyer only has 8-foot ceilings and will go up in flames like a pallet tossed on a bonfire, but isn’t that what the ridiculous amount of home insurance I just bought is for? “The check bounced.” So…. “So put out the fire, NOW.” But honey! “What?” Butt honey, LOL.