This is a video of mad inventor Colin Furze (previously) building a quadruple barrel toilet paper launcher. He also experiments with a single barrel launcher that sets the paper on fire as it’s launched, but that one still needs some tweaking (like my nips). I can’t even imagine what would have happened if I’d had a toilet paper launcher when I was a kid, but maybe I could’ve TP’d that bully’s house fast enough to not get my ass kicked so hard you can still see the Puma logo on my buttcheeks.