Because doing battle is a way of life, this is a video of a guy using his straw to blowdart sticky boba tea balls onto the sweatshirt of a friend walking in front of him. The sound it makes is great. Sucks to be that guy! I mean unless he

This is a video from Insider of nunchuck master and stuntwoman Thekla Hutyrova discussing the proper use of the weapons while rating their use in different movie scenes. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that yelling “HI-YA!” and swinging them around as wildly as you can probably isn’t

This is a video of Youtuber The Metalist restoring an axe blade and adding some extra flair to it by welding on some extra metal, then engraving a bitchin’ skull into it. Now imagine splitting some heads with this thing! I’m calling the police. Get someone to think something, say

In death by chocolate news, this is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon crafting a very impressive futuristic gun entirely out of solid chocolate. And edible paint. Um, but isn’t all paint edible? Food for thought. “Your mouth is blue.” Oh God it isn’t coming off! 

This is a video of whip cracking Guinness World Record Holder April Jennifer Choi demonstrating her unorthodox skills by bullwhipping a bow to fire an arrow at her, then catching that arrow. Granted the arrow is more lobbed than fired directly at her heart, but still, a useful skill to

This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and

This is a short video of a one armed man cosplaying as a sort of bloodied Terminator-esque gun-armed character on the subway, much to the surprise of everyone who sees him. Nobody seems particularly concerned though, presumably because if a gun-armed Terminator ever gets this close to you, you’ve already

This is a video of engineer Shane Wighton of Youtube channel Stuff Made Here constructing and demonstrating an auto-aiming bow that does all the work for you. All you have to do is lift the bow in the general direction of the target (including launched targets, like the thrown ones