This is clip from America’s Got Talent (questionable if this is supposed to be a good example) of crossbow grandma Silvia Silvia (aka Silvia two-times) shooting an apple above her own head via a crossbow chain reaction — shooting one target which causes another crossbow to fire at another target

This is a video of somebody’s grandma allegedly throwing an axe for the very first time under the watchful eye of Paul Bunyan and nailing a bullseye. Or, who knows, maybe the video title is a lie and this grandma has been bullseying womp rats in her Hoveround back home

This is a video of Todd Robbins of Kuma Films performing a variety of trick shots with a rope dart, a Chinese martial arts weapons similar to the Japanese kunai on a rope popularized by Scorpion in Mortal Kombat. Get over here! “Finish him.” Fatality. “Toasty!” Haha, that brings back

This is a video repeatedly demonstrating the restraining power of the BoloWrap, a device that fires a non-lethal bola (a cord with a weight on each end that quickly wraps around a target, ensnaring them) to limit a suspect’s movement and make apprehension easier. Hey, whatever works, but there’s no

These are a couple videos of Master S. Kamaraj of Vajram Warriors (a program that teaches Indian martial arts, blowgun, gymnastics, and basic self defense to youths) demonstrating his axe inspired boomerangs. The first video is of a traditional single headed axe, but the second is a double-headed axe. Obviously,

Note: Check your volume, cannon. This is a short video from the Netherlands of what don’t appear to be the old timey war reenactors I expected firing a cannon while Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring Of Fire’ appropriately plays in the background and the shock wave breaks every window on the house

Note: Just watch the video, if you aren’t impressed by thirty seconds you’re unimpressible. This is a video of the first place sparring routine at the 13th World Wushu Championships in 2015 as choreographed and performed by Xiao Wu and Long Long Shi with an insane empty hand versus spear

Sporstmanship: maybe it isn’t entirely dead after all. Case in point: this archery match between Sergio Garrido of Spain and Claudio Alves of Portugal where Claudio’s arrow release wouldn’t trigger, causing him to forfeit a shot. Sergio asks what happened, and walks away from the line on his next shot,