My crotch hurts already.
Riding A Pogo Stick Bicycle: Do A Bunny Hop!

Because some people actually have the gumption to see their ridiculous ideas through to fruition instead of abandoning them the morning after the “scribbled on a bar napkin” phase, this is a video of Youtuber Scotty Cranmer and friends riding the pogo stick bike they constructed. Instead of wheels it has two pogo sticks, so it doesn’t roll, it only bounces. Could you imagine if you had to ride this four miles to work everyday? My guess is you’d get fired for showing up Tuesday afternoon for work on Monday.