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Steve Aoki’s Horrible First Pitch At Red Sox Game

This is a video of clearly not a sportsman Steve Aoki throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at a recent Boston Red Sox game. As far as good first pitches go, this is not one of them. It’s like he was trying throw the ball over the foul ball netting. Did you know Steve Aoki’s father was a wrestler and founder of the Benihana restaurant franchise? Because that’s true, and I only mention it because you definitely don’t want Steve throwing the shrimp for you to catch in your mouth.