Note: Volume on to feel his pain.

This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some SERIOUS spines too. I’ve seen smaller penises at the gym before. And beside me at bathroom urinals. Lots of places really. Tiny penises everywhere! Why do you think the world is in such shambles?

@vickispoint #fypシ #funny #amazon ♬ original sound – VickIsPoint

Additional note: Video HERE in case the embed doesn’t work.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this man deserves some workman’s comp.