This is some doorbell cam footage of a snake hanging from the porch door of a home and biting a man on the head when he tries to enter. As far as security systems go, this isn’t a bad one. It would probably help keep all those “Do you have

This is a video of Crocodile Hunter Jr. Robert Irwin working with a bush-stone curlew named Emily to help curtail her very conspicuous anger management issues. Now I’ve dated several Emilys in the past, and to Robert I say GOOD LUCK. And if she’s a Libra just f*cking forget about

This is a short video of a pet boa constrictor attacking its owner from above because what else are you gonna do when he’s always treating you like a coat? In his own words (the dude’s, not the snake’s): I was letting my snake hang out on my coat rack