Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.

This is a vintage video from all the way back in 2002 of Christi and Ali getting 2nd generation iPods and not being sure what to make of them. You think their parents gave all their kids names that end with i? “Yes.” Haha — Levi, everybody! Honestly, I didn’t