♬ Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away ♬
Real Products That Exist: The Against-The-Wall Half Christmas Tree

Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care. But seriously my apartment is so small I only need an eighth of a tree. If the Grinch showed up on Christmas Eve he would feel sorry for me and leave presents.