This is a company (Three’s Company) of Shih Tzus all dressed as Chucky and giving chase to the cameraperson while waving their scissors menacingly. Not to brag or anything, but I’ve also run with scissors on numerous occasions, and only had to to go the hospital as a result a

Because the internet is a strange and magical place, this is a video of skilled pole dancer Suzy (aka eroticpoleninja) performing in a variety of different inflatable costumes, including a t-rex, unicorn, and SpongeBob and Patrick Star. Now I know what you’re thinking, and “Hummina hummina” is 100% correct. Thanks

This is a short Instagram video of this year’s unanimous (it’s just me) Born In Space Halloween Costume Contest winner, a little derpy chihuahua spotted at New York City’s Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade that’s dressed as Hellraiser. What a cutie! Still, having known my fair share of chihuahuas in

This is ‘A Tale Of Two Freddies’, the Two-Face style Freddie Mercury/Freddy Krueger costume created by photo editor Jared Lerner for a previous Halloween. A fantastic job, and Jared certainly would have been in contention for best costume at my annual Halloween party if I didn’t rig the voting so

I don’t think I ever owned a Cabbage Patch Kids doll, but I did have the playhouse growing up. I got it for like my fifth birthday. This one right HERE. God, I spent so much time in there getting stung by the bees that also called it home. Enter

The Kool-Aid Man: he knows how to make an entrance. Me? I prefer to sneak in and out of social engagements so stealthily it’s like I wasn’t there at all. Probably because I really wasn’t and stayed at home on the sofa ignoring text messages. Enter this Kool-Aid Man inflatable

This is the ‘Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume’ created by Morph-Costumes and available on Amazon for $60. You know as a kid I figured by Halloween 2020 we’d be trick-or-treating with ACTUAL jetpacks on, blasting off from door to door to visit as many houses as possible while avoiding

This is a well-shot video of two cattle dogs wearing miniature cowboy costumes while doing their thing out in the field. Funny, I actually got the exact same costume for my dog (available here on Amazon, $14 – $16 depending on size) but she was only able to wear it