Because harebrained schemes are all the rage these days, a Texas high school teacher and Army veteran formally known as Dustin Ebey has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and is running for president. Well, he’s got my vote! I mean, if I could vote. Stupid felonies. Some

This is a VERY rough timelapse of the lifecycle of a giant owl butterfly as captured in a human hand. The video begins with a tiny egg, proceeds to several stages of caterpillar growth before a chrysalis, and, finally, a butterfly. Man, I can’t wait for my own metamorphosis. It

This is a video from a Dallas, Texas highway of a dual tire rolling and bouncing down the road, trying to leap a dividing wall and failing, then ending up STUCK UNDER THE TRUCK RIGHT NEXT TO THE AXLE IT CAME OFF OF. What are the odds?! Low — the

This is some cat-cam footage of feline Sam trying to groom himself through the inverted cone he’s wearing when a long handled kitty litter scoop falls on him, sending him instantly into full panic mode and knocking over everything. Damn, Sam is a BERSERKER. I think I’ve told you this

This is a clip from the French television show C’est mon choix (“It’s my Choice”), featuring a panel of people with unique laughs (complete with photos behind them of what their laugh sounds like). They all start laughing at each other’s laughs, and it’s a hilarious cacophony. If I’d been

This is the music video for Talking Heads’ 1980 banger ‘Once In A Lifetime’ but with no music, just the isolated vocals. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect, provided you expected THE GREATEST LOVEMAKING SONG OF ALL TIME. Honey — let’s do it! Ahoooga! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing! Honey? “What the hell

This is a video of a monkey at a zoo having its mind absolutely blown by a disappearing and reappearing leaf trick. The trick isn’t even performed all that well, but that monkey is IMPRESSED. It almost seems like it’s hamming it up for the camera its reaction is so

Because I’m covering all the hard-hitting news today (and every day — the Pulitzer prize committee should just hire me to give prizes to myself), this is a video of a dog head that turns into a cat. Crazy — one second it’s a dog’s head, and the next it’s