Bazooka Joe, is that you? No — it’s Bavino Vinny! Available on Amazon and designed to hold a regular size 750ml wine bottle, this green army man is the perfect kitchen accent to let guests know it’s time to get blasted! God, I can still remember the first time I
Trim as in decorate, not trim as in cut, but give them a chainsaw attachment and I’m sure they could do that as well. Make you need a pair bionic legs too. This is a video of a trio of Boston Dynamics’ Spot quadruped robots putting a bow on the
Because the best-laid plans of mice and men never accounted for automatic garage doors, this is some home security cam footage of a garage door devouring a Christmas wreath, stripping its ornaments like a wreath-eating Grinch. You’d think the homeowners might have considered this possibility before hanging the wreath. I
Proving you don’t have to be mature to own a home (only fiscally responsible), this is a shot of a Eugene, Oregon home’s ‘JESUS LE TITS NOW’ holiday decorating. You would have a hard time arguing this was done by accident, and you would still lose. I assume it’s a
This is a drive-by of a Baytown, Texas family’s relatively simple but very effective IT inspired Halloween yard decorations. Man…I wish I had a sewer right in front of my house like this and I would have done the exact same thing. Plus, you know– “Always be crawling down there
This is the Grinch arm Christmas tree accessory handmade and sold by Etsy shop Craftadaykeepdocaway (can anybody verify that claim? my deductible is killing me). The $55 arms are attached to your tree via two strong wires and make the perfect accessory for the Grinch lover on your holiday list.
Because fall y’all, these are the White Winter Ceramic Holiday Mugs from Fun Express (nothing brings fun quicker than a mug!). A set of four 16-ounce mugs costs $24 on Amazon and man, I thought my friends were bad but those are some ugly mugs. Obviously, the only place they’re
This is the Book Rest Lamp designed by SUCK UK. It costs around $40 and looks like the houses you used to draw in kindergarten, with an angled roofline to rest a book on top of. Obviously, I’m into it, but you know how I feel about whimsy. “You’d marry