I like how the ornaments sadly roll into the street.
Automatic Garage Door Eats Christmas Wreath

Because the best-laid plans of mice and men never accounted for automatic garage doors, this is some home security cam footage of a garage door devouring a Christmas wreath, stripping its ornaments like a wreath-eating Grinch. You’d think the homeowners might have considered this possibility before hanging the wreath. I mean unless that’s my sister’s house, in which case this is the exact sort of decorating foresight I’d expect to see. Cause and effect aren’t her strong suit.