This is a video of a baby so filled with the holy spirit during its baptism that it tries to walk on water and ends up faceplanting in the stone baptismal font. The font is what that little pool is called — I just learned that. Me? I was baptized

In further proof that you shouldn’t let an art restorer with credentials from the back of a cereal box actually restore art, this is a before-and-after shot of a 1923 statue adorning the top of a bank building in Palencia, Spain that was restored by somebody who I’m sure has

Note: Watch your volume, screaming. This is some home security cam footage of a woman watching television with her boyfriend and playing with her dogs when she sees a spider, panics, crawls across her boyfriend, and almost eats the floor. Then it looks like it’s time for a good cry.