Because who wouldn’t want to go to bed at night with a taste in your mouth that makes you feel like you didn’t brush your teeth, dental care company and novelty toothpaste manufacturer Hismile teamed up with KFC to make a fried chicken flavored toothpaste (not an April Fools’ prank,

Presumably because last year’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn surprisingly sold like hotcakes instead of turkey dinner flavored candy corn, Brach’s is introducing Turkey Dinner + Apple Pie and Coffee Candy Corn this year. So in addition to the existing green bean, roasted turkey, cranberry sauce and stuffing flavored corns, they’ve

Because who doesn’t want the salty, vinegar-y taste of a pickle on their lips at all times, this is Mr. Pickle’s World Famous Pickle Lip Balm ($12 on Amazon). Questionable world fame aside, the $12 lip balm seems to be promoted as a gag gift, which makes sense since(!) I

Because what good is Halloween if you can’t trick some treaters, these are the shitake mushroom flavored candy canes made and sold by Archie McPhee ($5.50 for a six-pack, regularly $6.50). Honestly, I’m not sure if I could even identify what shitake tastes like. “What about just shit?” Oh easy,