Because who wouldn’t want to go to bed at night with a taste in your mouth that makes you feel like you didn’t brush your teeth, dental care company and novelty toothpaste manufacturer Hismile teamed up with KFC to make a fried chicken flavored toothpaste (not an April Fools’ prank, but currently sold out). That’s…something. Something to make your dogs love your breath. Still, call me old fashioned, but I prefer my toothpaste the same flavor it’s always been: bubble gum.