Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu

This is a video of semi-professional Guinness World Record breaker (everybody needs a hobby) David Rush setting yet another record, this time slicing 40 apples in one minute while juggling knives. For reference, the previous record was 36, and my record will remain zero. 

This is a video of a man spinning an apple in midair with a compressed air gun until the apple can’t take it anymore and explodes, just like when Thunder sees Lo Pan dead at the end of Big Trouble In Little China. “Great reference.” Thanks, I’ve been saving that