Because leafy greens are dangerous, this is a video of a cat smacking a forkful of salad from its owners hand before the human can poison itself. Good kitty! Me? I actually like salad. But really only Ambrosia and fruit salads. You know, it’s weird they’re not on the menu at more fine-dining restaurants. *tucking napkin into shirt collar* Hot dogs and chicken fingers either.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees there’s a new diet fad opportunity here somewhere.