It slices! It dices! And it makes julienne fries in just seconds
Real Life Fruit Ninja Slices 40 Apples In One Minute While Juggling Knives

This is a video of semi-professional Guinness World Record breaker (everybody needs a hobby) David Rush setting yet another record, this time slicing 40 apples in one minute while juggling knives. For reference, the previous record was 36, and my record will remain zero.