This is a video of a petting zoo goat at Yellowstone Bear World in Madison County, Idaho demonstrating how to use the coin operated vending machine to dispense some food for itself and (inadvertently) some geese below. Speaking of Madison County — I’ve heard their bridges are beautiful. I’m kidding,

This is a video of young goats Jimin and Yogurt doing battle after their caretaker Dan Lasher pool noodled their horns so they can’t actually cause each other any harm. That’s smart, and it would probably be a good idea to pool noodle my fists because *kissing knuckles* these things