What can't pool noodles do?
Two Young Goats Do Battle With Pool Noodled Horns

This is a video of young goats Jimin and Yogurt doing battle after their caretaker Dan Lasher pool noodled their horns so they can’t actually cause each other any harm. That’s smart, and it would probably be a good idea to pool noodle my fists because *kissing knuckles* these things are lethal weapons. “He broke two bones in his hand pounding the coffee table after he lost at Fall Guys.” Honey! “What?” It was going to be my third win in a row.