This is a video highlighting all the real OSHA violations spotted in Boston Dynamics’ latest video of its ATLAS humanoid robot doing some construction work. Unsurprisingly, the robot does NOT follow proper safety guidelines. Like, at all. I wish I could say I’m surprised. I also wish I could say

This is some security cam footage of a rolling suitcase attempting to go rogue and break out the front gate of a home when the owner eats it hard giving chase. I was particularly impressed with the suitcase being able to push open the front door — it was determined!

Because some railcars have had it with Thomas The Tank Engine’s bullshit, this is a short video of a lone hopper car that went rogue in Minnesota and is finally stopped by a railroad bumper (aka buffer stop). Or was that just a pile of rocks? My point is this: