Screw this, I hate riding on airplanes! -- that suitcase
Man Bites It Chasing Runaway Suitcase

This is some security cam footage of a rolling suitcase attempting to go rogue and break out the front gate of a home when the owner eats it hard giving chase. I was particularly impressed with the suitcase being able to push open the front door — it was determined! Watching the beginning of the seemingly innocuous video you’d think what could possibly go wrong in this situation, yet there the dude is — right on his ass. Obviously, if this is any indication of how the rest of the vacation is going to go, I’d cancel now before you lose your passport and get mistaken for a criminal in a foreign country, even if you didn’t buy trip insurance.