I'm freeeeeeee!! Wait -- what's that on the tracks?!
Lone Rogue Railcar Gets Stopped In Minnesota

Because some railcars have had it with Thomas The Tank Engine’s bullshit, this is a short video of a lone hopper car that went rogue in Minnesota and is finally stopped by a railroad bumper (aka buffer stop). Or was that just a pile of rocks? My point is this: has anybody seen the quarter I put on the tracks? I want to give it to my crush and tell her I flattened it with my muscles.