Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought

Note: Check your volume, screaming. Because the sky is bird territory, this is a video of 13-year old Kiley Holman smacking a seagull with her face immediately following launch on the Sling Shot ride at Morey’s Piers in Wildwood, New Jersey. The upward force of the ride sticks the bird