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Girl Hits Seagull With Face During Sling Shot Ride At New Jersey Beach

Note: Check your volume, screaming.

Because the sky is bird territory, this is a video of 13-year old Kiley Holman smacking a seagull with her face immediately following launch on the Sling Shot ride at Morey’s Piers in Wildwood, New Jersey. The upward force of the ride sticks the bird to her face like gum to the bottom of a shoe before she’s able to peel it off and send it on its way (thankfully, it was able to fly away unharmed). The look on her face — priceless. If I were this girl’s father I would take screencaps of different parts of the video then have them printed on t-shirts and wear a different one every day of the week. Of course that’s just me and I’d make the best dad ever despite what my girlfriend digging through her purse for her birth control right now might lead you to believe.

Thanks to MSA, who agrees Scuttle was probably just trying to collect another dinglehopper for Ariel when he was assaulted.