In news that makes me wish I was a millionaire (full disclosure: all news makes me with I was a millionaire), Trey the juvenile triceratops fossil is scheduled to go up for auction beginning March 17th. The roughly three-quarters grown specimen will be sold by digital auction house Joopiter, and

This is the Etsy listing for the Adult Size Armored Bionic Skin T-Rex Costume available from animatronic and costume creature makers MCSDINO out of China. The costume measures approximately 20-feet long and 7.5-feet tall, and requires 1-2 foot tall stilts to walk in. It features a clownfish inspired paint job,

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you