This is the Etsy listing for the Adult Size Armored Bionic Skin T-Rex Costume available from animatronic and costume creature makers MCSDINO out of China. The costume measures approximately 20-feet long and 7.5-feet tall, and requires 1-2 foot tall stilts to walk in. It features a clownfish inspired paint job, guns that shoot water and NERF balls, it can blow smoke from its mouth, and has eyes that light up red. Unfortunately for anybody who isn’t reading this from inside a bank vault where they’ve just finished dumping all the money into a bag marked with a giant $ symbol, the suit costs $7,590. That’s a little rich for my blood, which, if we’re being perfectly honest, is probably around 60% cheap domestic beer right now.

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