Bro -- no condiments?! What's wrong with you?
Guy Uses Phone’s Panoramic Mode To Make Dream Hotdog

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you can say, “Wait, don’t you already have diarehha?”