Note: Language. This is a short video from Teesside in northern England of an inflatable kiddy pool floating away in the wild blue yonder while a family stands around wondering what happened. SPOILER: You forgot to add water. The water helps keep the pool grounded. And if there’s anybody who

This is a short clip from China where a man riding an inflatable killer whale sails over the heads of all the other people in a wave pool when the first big wave comes. That looks like a good time. Only for the guy riding the orca though, for everyone

Because dreams occasionally do come true (or so I’ve been led to believe on Instagram), this is the Flintstones Flintmobile pool float from PoolElite and available on Amazon (currently sold out). The unit can accommodate up to three adults (there’s always gotta be a third wheel) includes a cooler in

This is the ‘Jetpack Pick Me Up Inflatable Costume’ created by Morph-Costumes and available on Amazon for $60. You know as a kid I figured by Halloween 2020 we’d be trick-or-treating with ACTUAL jetpacks on, blasting off from door to door to visit as many houses as possible while avoiding

This is the 7-person inflatable airplane floating island manufactured by M Mark and available on Amazon. The $235 float includes two inflatable benches, two integrated coolers, four cup holders, and 100% good times. Although I have the sinking suspicion if Rose had managed to get her hands on one of

Seen here being modeled by a man pretending to change his own gears, this is the Giant Convertible Car Inflatable Pool Float created by Hoovy and available on Amazon. The $100 float is over eight feet long, almost five feet wide, has a suggested weight limit of 300-pounds, and is