Note: Map has been cut to fit, full size version of the map with key HERE. This is a map created by howmuch.net detailing the median salary for the highest-paying job in each U.S. state. It’s interesting how all the medians are right around $206,000. From what I could gather,

This is a video from Universal Studios Hollywood of Decepticon leader Megatron (who looks an awful lot like a pile of scrap metal himself) ruthlessly roasting a guest who stopped to get some photos flexing in front of him. Wow, I can’t believe somebody actually gets paid to wear a

This is a disgustingly satisfying video of Ethan from Advanced Cleaning Solutions professionally cleaning a skating rink’s carpet after 12 years of neglect. I’m surprised it was even salvageable, but I can only assume that carpet cleaning solution Ethan uses is at least 2 parts magic. The whole job cost

Because hot tubs aren’t going to clean themselves no matter how many times you accidentally spill a drink in them, this is a video from Insider of UK-based professional pool and hot tub cleaner Miles Laflin (aka thep00lguy) detailing the process in which he cleans the dirtiest hot tub he’s

Because there’s nothing quite like the feeling of turning your back to work and running in the opposite direction, this is a compilation video of boyfriend Julius picking up his girlfriend Julie from work. Some more info while I try to remember what happiness feels like: Student Julius Bondoc, 21,

Because there’s a lot a normal person doesn’t know about the business of appropriately dealing with dead people, this is a video from WIRED of licensed funeral director and mortician Victor M. Sweeney answering fifteen minutes of Twitter users’ hard-hitting questions about the profession. Funny, not only does Victor have

This is a video from Mauriceville, Texas, of a team cutting into a live 6-inch water main to install a shut-off valve. Some more info while I speculate why they didn’t convince a couple rich women to sit in that hole and charge them for a luxury mud bath: “We

There are few things in life more satisfying than a job well done. Besides a Snickers. Actually besides most junk food. And days off. And sleeping in. And naps. Now that I think about there are actually quite a few things in life more satisfying than a job well done.