Because we deserve exactly what the dinosaurs got, here are a couple doorbell cam videos of a beautiful meteor streaking across the Texas sky. You know, I’ve streaked across Texas myself before. Honestly I can’t recommend it — crazy hot, penis got super sunburnt.  

This is a video captured by Eagle, Idaho resident and stargazer Jordan Ragsdale of a blazing meteor that briefly lights up the 11PM night sky even brighter than daylight. Pretty wild, right? Of course that wasn’t really a meteor, that was aliens. And it makes sense they’d want to land

This is a compilation video of various doorbell and security cams around Calgary, Alberta, Canada, early Monday, February 22nd that captured footage of a bright blue beachball sized meteor blazing through the earth’s atmosphere to rendezvous with unfortunately not my backyard where I could dig it up and sell it

This is a video of Youtuber and meteorite ring maker David Windestal crafting a beautiful ring from a 4,566,300,000 year old (20,000,000 years older than earth) iron Muonionalusta meteorite with a very distinct Widmanstätten pattern. If you’re interested in a similar ring, David actually has some pre-made ones available starting