20,000,000 years older than earth
Man Crafting Ring From 4,566,300,000 Year Old Meteorite

This is a video of Youtuber and meteorite ring maker David Windestal crafting a beautiful ring from a 4,566,300,000 year old (20,000,000 years older than earth) iron Muonionalusta meteorite with a very distinct Widmanstätten pattern. If you’re interested in a similar ring, David actually has some pre-made ones available starting at $800, and makes customs for ~$900 – $1,150. I want one. What sort of stat buffs do you get while wearing a meteorite ring anyways? Because I could really use an increase in– “Penis.” What? No — luck. I could never roll anything but a 1 for penis and still have more than enough to defeat an orc horde. You remember that old lady in the vintage Wendy’s commercials? “She was looking for you.” There’s no question.