This is some home security cam footage of an uncle trimming the front walkway when his grown nephew comes over to hand him some gloves, and he accidentally thanks him with a string trimmer whip to the thigh. Ouch. And trust me, as someone who cuts his entire lawn by

Because Mother Nature is freakier than four dudes in a two-man horse costume, this is a video captured by nature photographer David Weiller of a giant red millipede traversing a branch in Madagascar’s Marojejy National Park. Just look at all those legs — there’s like 160+! For reference, I only

This is a short video of a contortionist riding a scooter with his feet somehow behind his back. That does not look comfortable. Or safe. If you crash, both those legs are broken AND you’re gonna need all new teeth. Me? I like my teeth the same way they were