Because Mother Nature is freakier than four dudes in a two-man horse costume, this is a video captured by nature photographer David Weiller of a giant red millipede traversing a branch in Madagascar’s Marojejy National Park. Just look at all those legs — there’s like 160+! For reference, I only have three legs. The middle one being the longest, obviously. “Obviously.” I’m talking about my penis. “I figured.” I have to go to a circus tailor to get pants made, and she always leaves her number in one of the pockets.